IMAGINE THAT THE FIRST THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOU AFTER BIRTH are 1) your parents name you "Apple," and 2) your father sings you this ditty:
"I'll be there through the thin and the thick,
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick."
"There's s**t going down that you can't disguise,
when your boobs dem got ten times the size.
The cups gone up from an A to D,
it's bad for you but it's fun for me."
If sixteen years later you killed them, would any jury in the world convict you?
Coldplay have made a glam rock/rap video to celebrate the birth of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's baby. [snip] It features Martin rapping to Gwyneth and baby Apple: Via: Ananova - Coldplay go glam for ApplePosted by Vanderleun at May 19, 2004 10:16 AM | TrackBack
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