David Wong hits one out of Cyberspace Park with The Ultimate War Simulation Game @ Cracked.com
6. Speaking of innocents, I want a war sim where native townsfolk stand shoulder-to-shoulder on every inch of the map and not a single bomb can be dropped without blowing 200 of them into chunks. Forget about the abandoned building wallpaper in games like the Red Alert series. I want to have to choose between sending marines door-to-door to be killed in the streets or leveling the block from afar, Nuns and all. I want to have to choose between 40 dead troops or 400 dead children, and be damned to hell by chubby pundits from the safety of their studios regardless of which way I go.Play the whole thing. Posted by Vanderleun at November 14, 2007 8:52 AM | TrackBack
Well,....... if we ever DO get those awesome rooted monsters from STARCRAFT, the ones that launch tentacles up the enemy's asses, we would have the perfect weapon should we ever decide to invade San Francisco and reclaim it for America. These awesome rooted monsters would keep the locals pacified while we take and hold the city.
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