First we shall see the Rise of the Newter. This will be the naturual result of a simple qwest for a more nutritious conservative food than Romney burgers.
Then we shall hear of the disaster of nominating Mitt: In a word "Biblical."
And then.... finally we shall hear of the final prophecy of Gingrich the Traveller fulfilled:
"Gingrich the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
All of which will continue until the Republican Keymaster finds the Republican Gatekeeper, which in 2012 can only mean a Palin Paul ticket:
With the magic of the Palin | Paul ticket launched into the American mainstream, it will be time to go forth and confront the waiting Democrat monster:
"I tried to think of the most harmless thing... something from my childhood.... something that could never, ever possibly destroy us...."
What could possibly go wrong?
I'd vote for the Stay-Puft guy in a heartbeat.
(I would. Really.)
Posted by: ahem at January 23, 2012 4:45 PMI think that's our best-case scenario.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2012 4:57 PMThe people of the United States have already elected a communist revolutionary. There is no ridicule worthy of topping that, and no candidates either.
Posted by: james wilson at January 23, 2012 10:43 PMExcept Mr Stay-Puft should really be the Republican establishment, the supposed enforcer of evil (conservative principles), which makes the goofy Ghostbusters the Democratic Party. That doesn't turn out well for our side.
Posted by: Brett_McS at January 23, 2012 10:45 PMABO 2012 (Anybody But Obama 2012)
Posted by: A.Men at January 24, 2012 5:36 AMI don't have the plug-in, so can only conjecture...
How about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? ... Newt could fill that bill, tee hee...
tom
I don't have the plug-in, so can only conjecture...
How about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? ... Newt could fill that bill, tee hee...
tom
No way, tom. I ain't stickin' my finger in his navel. I mean, ick, and all that entails.
Posted by: Jewel at January 24, 2012 6:51 AMJewell, good call. You might get a yeast infection that way.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at January 24, 2012 6:55 AMI initially read Palin-Paul to mean Palin-Paul Ryan, a ticket which would be a magnificant pairing (either-or. . . Ryan Palin or Palin Ryan)
ABO-OMG~~ABB-BMG,
Sandy
"What could possibly go wrong?"
The mind boggles.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 24, 2012 9:28 AMI'm a retired academic and would like for a moment to bring your attention to the level of cognitive activity that Gerard and the readers of this blog have brought to bear when they interpreted this content today. Notice that we're not looking at syllogisms or other logical forms described by the world's great philosophers and logicians over the past centuries. The connections a reader/viewer has to make here are infinitely more complex!!
So how is it that such incredibly smart people are immersed in a political culture that is so horribly stupid? The disconnect between the high level of cognition a typical reader of this blog brings to bear on understanding the content of this blog each day and the low level of political, social, and economic thought demonstrated by politicians is enormous. Why?
Posted by: Gloria at January 24, 2012 10:50 AMUnfortunately, it is because elections have consequences.
Posted by: StephenB at January 24, 2012 11:24 AMOh yeah - this could be wrong:
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
So how is it that such incredibly smart people are immersed in a political culture that is so horribly stupid?
Maybe it's not stupid, Gloria. Have you ever considered that you're the one who's getting it wrong? I'd venture to guess that, at one time or another, most of us here have been some form of Leftist. You need to read more widely.
Posted by: ahem at January 24, 2012 3:08 PMThat still of Weaver: the big-hair '80s. Remember that? And she looks like an ingenue. Good times.
Posted by: John A. Fleming at January 24, 2012 3:35 PMPalin, you betcha! Paul, you're showing your ignorance.
Posted by: Gary Ogletree at January 24, 2012 5:35 PM"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -- Karl Popper N.B.: Comments are moderated to combat spam and may not appear immediately. Comments that exceed the obscenity or stupidity limits will be either edited or expunged.
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