Speaking of cheeseburgers. How's your summer program progressing Gerard? I note your remark concerning the Secretary of State the other day. Now this.I agree both Hillary and Meghan are indeed an ounce or two over the line.
Posted by Arthurstone at July 16, 2009 8:19 PMIt's always a bit worrysome when liberals start looking sleek, well-fed and sparkly. Their normal state is lean, mean, and scruffy; oppressed by the sure knowledge that somewhere a minority is being slighted, a woman is being denied a publicly funded abortion. A defensive and apprehensive, or aggressively outraged, liberal is a safe liberal, worried about the civil rights of Iran's Revolutionary Guard and scrabbling for money to send to PETA, or demanding an investigation into the overuse of Kool-Aid in daycare, they are too preoccupied to cook up trouble for us normal people.
Placid, contented looking liberals are a sign that something evil is about to happen. This isn't about Hillary and Meghan's surplus calorie intake. It's their psychic satiation that should frighten us. I fear another "stimulus" package, or a pre-emptive strike on Israeli Girl Soldier Porn, or some other devastating hit on civilization.
Just Sayin'
Posted by Askmom at July 16, 2009 10:48 PM
'With child or with cheeseburger'
I'm swiping that one... hehehe
Posted by cond0010 at July 17, 2009 12:07 AMThose two deserve each other...but really, no child deserves to be the spawn of the Heidi and Spencer Pratt of politics.
Posted by Rich Fader at July 17, 2009 3:34 AMIf Ricky Hollywood keeps knocking 'em up at this rate, we'll have an entire generation (Gen H?) of squirrel brained offspring to deal with in a decade or two.
Posted by Velociman at July 17, 2009 5:47 AMTo paraphrase Askmom's brilliant observation:
Treat liberals the way people who live in the mountains treat wildlife - don't feed them from your porch or they'll stop killing things in the woods and start killing them in your yard.
Posted by Andy at July 17, 2009 7:07 AMGerald, Classic post. These two ought to ,you know, like hookup, because their like expiration date as liberal darlings is about to come. They could star on a new reality (I use the term loosely) show entitled "The fat dumbass and ignorant meth freak chronicles". They could get celebrity co-hosts, maybe Kid Rock or Charo.
Posted by bill at July 17, 2009 7:08 AMIt Silence truly equals death, Meaghan McCain will live forever.
Posted by Rob De Witt at July 17, 2009 7:36 AM.
Spontaneous conception? Hey, it's not a precedent.
You know, E Unum Pluribus?
Fire in the hold ... She's gonna BLOW!
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In the interest of accuracy, it's Levi Johnston, not Johnson.
I wish Megan McCain would just shut up already. She represents no one I know, living or dead.
Posted by teresa at July 17, 2009 9:53 AMI'd hit it.
Posted by Gray at July 17, 2009 7:22 PMheellls yeah Im preggo! Yer such a good writer to write about it. I think it's Andrew's bebe tho. twitter me yo!
Posted by mccainboobette at July 19, 2009 1:49 AMI wouldn't hit that with a 10' cheeseburger. What Megan fails to realize is. Without mama's millions and daddy's last name, she couldn't sling burgers at hooters.
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