It's ON! Sexy Bikini Girls Reading Star Wars VS Sexy Bikini Girls With Guns

Uncle Gerard, you are correct. Girls with guns are much hotter.

Posted by gerald at August 16, 2009 3:54 PM

Hotter or notter, you'd BETTER tell them so, anyway.

They're holding Class IIIs.

Posted by WWWebb at August 16, 2009 4:06 PM

.50 caliber foreplay! Damn, but that looks like fun!

The machine gun babes have curves, too. Oh, you probably already noticed . . .

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at August 16, 2009 5:08 PM

Okay, you've got a point here. I'd have to say that Sexy Bikini Girls with Guns is by far the superior video. I particularly like the scene that starts at about 1:04. The director is clearly an artist!

But just one more thing, regarding Star Wars being buried in the Nevada salt pits ... I think it's the 12th Commandment which states: Thou Shalt Not Speak Evil of Star Wars.

Alright, I better watch that gun video again.

Posted by theCL at August 16, 2009 5:13 PM

George Lucas made up that commandment and I'm going to bury him under Stars Wars in that Nevada salt pit, and then toss in the entire US inventory of nuclear waste, just to be sure. Then I'll dig him up, decapitate him, and use his head on a spike to light up a Porta Potty just off Highway 61.

Posted by Vanderleun at August 16, 2009 5:21 PM

...I'm going to bury him under Stars Wars in that Nevada salt pit, and then toss in the entire US inventory of nuclear waste, just to be sure. Then I'll dig him up, decapitate him, and use his head on a spike to light up a Porta Potty just off Highway 61.

And there, he will find a new definition of pain and suffering as he is slowly digested over a thousand years.

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at August 16, 2009 6:52 PM

What really bothers me is how many American men are likely to be more turned on by the guns than by the girls. I switched off a quarter of the way through.

Posted by Fletcher Christian at August 16, 2009 11:24 PM

Oh, Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher.... it's the guns AND the girls... and the at slant humor of the combination.... I'd explain it mais les chiens ne comprennent pas des plaisanteries.

Posted by vanderleun at August 17, 2009 12:26 AM

Vanderleun, I am quite capable of appreciating a combination like that. Check out the video (available on Youtube I'm sure) attached to a pop song about 2-3 years old called "Satisfaction". It may well be a cover of the Stones classic, I realise.

Essentially, it's a video of apparently rather hot (in both senses) girls doing suggestive things with heavy industrial tools - complete with soundtrack voiceover. Rather like your video, except that there isn't quite as much, or at least quite as obvious, silicone and of course masonry drills aren't designed to kill.

Keeping guns for self-defense, and practising with them to make sure you hit what you're aiming at - sure. It's drooling over them I have a problem with.

Posted by Fletcher Christian at August 17, 2009 6:54 AM

I wonder if some enterprising video producah is interested in remixing this, with superimposed, bikini-clad wenches and stuff.

Give it a few minutes.

Posted by goy at August 17, 2009 8:14 AM

They could be reading the owner's manual for a 1971 Ford Maverick for all I care.

Posted by Mikey NTH at August 17, 2009 6:36 PM