Kids Today

With luck, he'll be unable to reproduce.

Posted by qwfwq at September 8, 2009 3:20 PM

I can hear Elvis now:

Then one night in desperation
a young man breaks away
He buys a gun, grabs it quick,
slips down his pants, so he shoots his own dick
And his mama cries

Posted by Gagdad Bob at September 8, 2009 4:42 PM

That tattoo is a good way to get yourself shot by the cops.

Posted by Exurbankevin at September 8, 2009 4:43 PM

MOO-OOM!!!

Posted by rickl at September 8, 2009 5:11 PM

MOO-OOM!!!

Posted by rickl at September 8, 2009 5:11 PM

(Yeah, I probably would have yelled it twice.)

Posted by rickl at September 8, 2009 5:12 PM

Well, at least there is a very strong possibility that he won't be breeding any more little gun toting (Ahem!)citizens ..(depending on calibre).

Posted by Phil B at September 8, 2009 5:12 PM

Well, I can finish my book now!
"Thousand and one ways to prepare skid marks".

Posted by Ricky Raccoon at September 8, 2009 5:27 PM

That's a Darwin Award winner, if I have ever seen one.

Posted by John at September 9, 2009 4:09 AM

I hope someone will council this youngster to obtain the proper holster for use during his evening constitutionals. But seeing how Mexican carry is all the rage with our urban youth, I doubt it.

On a separate note, I find it funny this tough guy ran home to his Mommy for help.

Posted by Chris at September 9, 2009 5:07 AM

Well, at least there is a very strong possibility that he won't be breeding any more little gun toting (Ahem!)citizens ..(depending on calibre).
Doubtful. That would have required a hit in the crotch. At most he was shortened at bit...depending on the caliber.

Posted by kahr40 at September 9, 2009 7:35 AM

Prince Albert...you're doing it wrong.

Actually, even if you do a Prince Albert right, you're doing it wrong. If God had meant for man to have another hole in his penis, He surely would have put it in Himself.

Posted by Rich Fader at September 9, 2009 9:05 AM

Why is a 15 year old out on the streets at 1:30 in the morning?

And he ran home to mommy because daddy took a runner 14.9 years ago which answers all the other questions.

Posted by Lucy at September 9, 2009 10:18 AM

Lucy, add to your question; what's a 15-year-old, and apparently a rather immature one at that, doing with a gun?

Posted by Fletcher Christian at September 9, 2009 1:28 PM

Greetings:

I wonder if Plaxico Burress is his favorite pro football player.

Posted by 11B40 at September 9, 2009 10:25 PM

Gagdad Bob, that's awesome! :D

Posted by Stephen R at September 11, 2009 10:25 AM

as a certified firearms trainer, I am using this as one of many unsafe examples...

Posted by George at September 15, 2009 4:37 PM