"Oh yeah? Well, let me tell you something, commissioner," I said, my blood rising to a slow boil. "I may have taken more balls to the chin than Minnie Minoso...
Led the league 10 times in HBPs. I didn't know that.
Brilliant. Brilliant, just brilliant.
Genius. We can only hope that he next takes on Charles Frogster Queeg in The Con Mutiny.
Iowahawk is a national treasure.
When one of her hatch-lings emerges as a faster, stronger, a$$kickinger Mrs. Palin to win the hearts and minds of the American people, our new Rogue in Chief should appoint Iowahawk as her new Poet Laureate (P.L.U.S.).