Play Milky for Me: The Mike Loads Chronicles

"Oh yeah? Well, let me tell you something, commissioner," I said, my blood rising to a slow boil. "I may have taken more balls to the chin than Minnie Minoso...

Led the league 10 times in HBPs. I didn't know that.

Brilliant. Brilliant, just brilliant.

Posted by rickl at October 10, 2009 12:23 AM

Genius. We can only hope that he next takes on Charles Frogster Queeg in The Con Mutiny.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at October 10, 2009 10:40 AM

Iowahawk is a national treasure.

When one of her hatch-lings emerges as a faster, stronger, a$$kickinger Mrs. Palin to win the hearts and minds of the American people, our new Rogue in Chief should appoint Iowahawk as her new Poet Laureate (P.L.U.S.).

Posted by monkeyfan at October 10, 2009 7:47 PM