At Last, a Bible for the Rest of Us!

When Chuck Norris does one armed finger tip
push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the planet down.

Posted by westsoundmodern at October 19, 2009 2:45 PM

When Chuck Norris goes out, criminal lock their doors.

Posted by Donald Sensing at October 19, 2009 7:36 PM

Please tell me this is real!
I so want one.

Posted by monkeyfan at October 19, 2009 7:47 PM

And it's the only Bible Muslims will let into countries under sharia law. Because they're afraid of Chuck.

Posted by Rich Fader at October 20, 2009 6:24 PM