Could be worse, he could be accused of being a closet Mets fan.

Connecticut, I must respectfully disagree. Making a knowingly false accusation that someone is a Yankee fan is so egregious, so destructive of human progress, that it should be a death penalty offense.

Being a closet Mets fan, now who would care, really, except a Neau Yawkah? That's like calling someone a weekend Cheeto guzzler - just a quaint and forgivable human foible.