Saw this in one of my old Ogden Nash books and for some reason thought of Johnson:
No Bonds Today
Every time you buy a bond
Adolf has a stroke.
Why annoy Adolf?
Can't you take a joke?
Every time you buy a bond
Hirohito's harried.
Wouldn't you feel guilty
If he hara-karied?
Every time you buy a bond
There's Benitos pout.
Is anybody cad enough
to tease a stylish stout?
Every time you buy a bond
The Axites see red.
Don't irritate the Axites,
Buy a drink instead.
(p. 35, "Good Intentions")
Posted by Cameron Wood at January 20, 2010 11:58 AMNot forgetting his tiny stock of repetitive verbal ticks, including "bad craziness," "good grief," and "vicious personal attack."
Posted by Gagdad Bob at January 20, 2010 12:03 PMGagster: Don't forget "Heh".
Posted by Aquila at January 20, 2010 1:25 PMGood grief, Bob- that was a vicious personal attack. There's a bad craziness going on here.
heh.
JWM
Chucky is Keith Olberdouche with a ponytail.
Posted by The Osprey at January 20, 2010 10:17 PMThe Osprey,
Chucky's ponytail is in constant interface with Olby. And no more will I say, out of mercy to the reader.
Posted by Richard Lund at January 21, 2010 7:21 AMWell, at least the horse pulled out.
Posted by vanderleun at January 21, 2010 8:17 AMSurely, Chuckles also has a post or two discussing the well-documented fact that all "teabaggers" are really racists who only oppose Obama because he's black.
Posted by Bru at January 21, 2010 10:14 AM