Dead Sister's Teeth! The "Oh Blow Me" Moment of the Summit So Far

The slippery slope begins towards indentured servitude.

Posted by Cameron Wood at February 25, 2010 12:35 PM

Yes, they need to put teeth into this bill!

Posted by Aquila at February 25, 2010 1:06 PM

We neefa toof czarff!!
Thith ith-an outrayth!!

Posted by Ricky Raccoon at February 25, 2010 1:11 PM

Just say no to dead sister's teeth, I always thed.

Posted by Ricky Raccoon at February 25, 2010 1:12 PM

No wonder Jesus described hell as a place where "there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth" (Matthew 13:42).

Posted by Connecticut Yankee at February 25, 2010 4:52 PM

You guys are all terrible.

(I'm still laughing here)

Posted by pdwalker at February 25, 2010 8:48 PM

Those are two sick chicks!

The sister for wearing the teeth, and the Congresswoman for relating the story to the world.

Actually I read one poster who wrote "Isn't this an example of great recycling ".

Posted by JD at February 26, 2010 4:10 AM

There ith a thpethial plathe in Hell for people who make punth like that.

Posted by WWWebb at February 26, 2010 7:02 AM

Obama's $500 billion-less Medicare 'death panel' wouldn't even stamp this old woman's car parking ticket much less pay for a new set of chops.

Posted by Shooter1001 at February 26, 2010 9:30 AM

Another laugh: No one -- not even one Dem congressman or woman -- is suggesting that dental care would be covered under Obamacare.

Posted by James at February 26, 2010 11:08 AM

I wonder if her office offered to contact state and local social services and state and local charities to get this woman some help?

Or would that be a bad question to ask during 'sob-story telling time'?

Posted by Mikey NTH at February 26, 2010 11:42 AM

All I want from Congreth/Ith my two fwont teef!

Posted by Aquila at February 26, 2010 1:00 PM

Of course Slaughter, whose estimated 2008 net worth was between $1 Million and $2.3 Million, couldn't be bothered to give the toothless woman a couple hundred bucks to get some new pearlies, assuming this story is true (and it reeks of fakery.) It seems Nancy Pelosi (2008 Net worth between $33 million and $95 million) couldn't find it in her bleeding heart to help out either.

To put it another way, as someone once said, "I've never met a communist who was nice to their maid."

Posted by Blastineau at February 26, 2010 2:40 PM

Dear Nancy,
can you please spare some toilet paper ?

Posted by DaveinPhoenix at February 28, 2010 8:02 PM