The Presidential Feminine

It's all about equality: now everyone has the ex-wife from hell.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at March 15, 2010 11:54 AM

Valerie Jarrett's an idiot. And I happen to be half-decent with a chain saw and really good at clearing brush.

But never mind that. Check out the sign above Obama. No matter how frilly the curtains, that's still an exit he's decorating.

Posted by shoreacres at March 15, 2010 12:19 PM

A picture is worth a thousand words

Posted by Chris at March 15, 2010 12:23 PM

Obama hanging curtains! (SNICKER! SNORT!)

That's brilliant.

KING: Son, someday all this shall be yours (gesturing towards the great outdoors beyond the window)!

CROWN PRINCE: What, the curtains?

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Prince Herbert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

and

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes

Posted by Don Rodrigo at March 15, 2010 12:34 PM

At first I thought the headline said "The Presidential Famine." Same difference.

Posted by Cameron Wood at March 15, 2010 1:49 PM

You know, come to think of it, he always did look kinda' gay.....does anyone deny that Obama and Anderson Cooper would be a good gay couple? Moreover, Obama married something that looks like a guy.

Posted by at March 15, 2010 2:42 PM

does anyone deny that Obama and Anderson Cooper would be a good gay couple?

They would look so charming setting up house together, especially with Cooper's Mom supervising the decorating. Of course Barack (Anderson's pet name for him would be something like "Hussie" -- meant to be short for Hussein -- which will make them both giggle, much to the puzzlement of frequent guests like Rahm, Elton, Katie and Perez)) will frequently contradict Gloria, who will glare at her compliant son, who will, in turn, take Hussie aside for a harshly-whispered round of pleading.

Moreover, Obama married something that looks like a guy

I beg to differ, Michelle Antoinette does not look like a guy, unless you think Rue Paul looks like a gu . . . oh . . . wait.

Posted by Don Rodrigo at March 15, 2010 3:16 PM

Obama just likes a homey touch. You know- Homey touch everything he like, and den he make it his own.

JWM

Posted by jwm at March 15, 2010 3:17 PM

God I miss Reagan....I can see him saying, "Tear down this wall Mr. Gorbachev, before I slice that weird birthmark thing of your forehead with my F*ckng Chain Saw!"

Posted by Blastineau at March 15, 2010 4:57 PM

LOL!

I imagine Gorbachev could see that too.

Posted by monkeyfan at March 15, 2010 5:48 PM

Hmm, you should juxtapose those manly pictures of Reagan and Bush up there with the bike seat fetishist. Most erotic scent for me is when my husband comes home after a hard day painting.

Posted by Jewel at March 15, 2010 7:58 PM

Great for Obama's image in the Muslim world. He won't dare show his face in Indonesia. Wait, the man's chutzpah has already proven impervious to humiliation.
What's weird and creepy is Jarrett thinking it would please Obama. Wouldn't you love to hear Rahm's tantrum? Bet she'll be gotten rid of faster than that Rodgers woman.

Posted by BHG at March 16, 2010 1:58 AM

That's an insult to women in positions of authority.

Posted by Rich Fader at March 16, 2010 12:30 PM

"Honey, I think I've lost 10 trillion dollars. Do you think it went out with the recycling?"

Posted by askmom at March 16, 2010 6:45 PM