Heh!

That's pretty good. As Saint Glenn would say: "Heh".

Heh, indeed.

This is pure genius.

I wonder what the Obama-bots think now.

Think? If they could think, they wouldn't have voted for Obama.

Oh, and heh.

And then there's the puppies in the blender thing...

"And then there's the puppies in the blender thing..."

Yeah, why don't we hear about that anymore? Must be a government conspiracy. Black helicopters. Secret bunkers. Exchanging smoothie recipes with Dick Cheney. Yarrrrr!

Heh, ya'll are quick.

It'd be better if each confession was linked to the original post (not the Instapundit post, the one Himself linked to).

Send the Reynolds to gulags!

Indeed™, heh™. Read the whole thing™.

They told me that if I voted for Sarah Palin as VP, we'd have a moron in the job. [Insert link to random utterance of Joe the Dumber™]

Dear John P. Squibob,

You. Ignorant. Slut!

If you think I'm going to sit around and plug in 39 links just for your fucking amusement, you need to resign the Internet and spend more time with your penis.

And here I was thinking all this was Bush's fault.

"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you can be understood." -- Barack Obama

"If you think I'm going to sit around and plug in 39 links..."

I disagree. I think Venderleun should work even harder for our amusement. Besides, you can do them standing up, if you like.

They told me that if I voted for John McCain we would have as president a thin-skinned narcissist in bed with Wall Street fatcats...and they were right!

This. Is. Just. Too. Easy.

"You. Ignorant. Slut!"

That should be "Jane, you ignorant slut." :-D

But seriously, Squibb, don't you know how to use Google?

Okay, now it's my turn to tell Gerard how he should spend his time: America needs more puppy blender photos. =:O

I'm starting with kittens and working up:

http://www.angelzfunnyz.com/Portals/0/Gallery/Album/2/Blender%20Kitten.jpg

Reynolds wasn't listening very well.

They told me that if I voted for McCain...

That homophobic, creationist fundamentalist preachers would be welcomed at the White House... like Rick Warren, who gave the invocation at the President's inauguration.

That corrupt Republican hack politicians would be
appointed to high offices... Like Ray LaHood, Secretary of Transportation.

And they were right!

I have a feeling there will be 100 confessions before the end of the year.

Fantastic -- way to go, Glenn. Please post links to the various "blame me's".

It would work better if you included the links to the articles with each "apology".

re puppies:

I understand Glenn still loves puppies (and small children for that matter) however his doctor has told him to cut down out the fatty foods.

I have always loved the professor's "confessions". I think they could fill the gap left by those Berma-Shave road-side poems of years ago. I can hear the CB conversations now.....