Excellent.

Now they do.

Sure they do.
Imagine there's no Heaven, it's easy if you try, nothing worth killing or dying for, and no possessions too.
Cash the check and pass the pipe.

I always hated that song, Mr. Wilson, and I always hated John Lennon. I know that won't make me popular, but I just always found him boring and pompous.

IS MARTIN A BELIEVER, OR JUST PUTTING US ALL ON?

BTW: US JEWS HAVE LOTS ,MORE THAN HAVA NAGILA.

I TAKE OFFENSE TO THE IDEA WE DON'T.

MOST OF OUR "MASS" IS SUNG.

AND MUCH OF CHRISTIAN SONGS ARE BASED ON OUR HEBREW PSALMS.

I would think that the song is sung in the key of kindly joshing rather than an attempt to make a global observation for the ages.

Atheists don't have any celibate crossdressers (or men with $10,000 dental jobs and white $2,000 suits) tapping them for money, either.

Thank you for the musical portion of the day.

Fletch, what do you mean we don't give filthy lucre to support their causes? Sure we do! What atheists have is the mandate and enforcement of the Almighty State, which forces us to both pay them involuntarily through our taxes, and then we have to fork over our kids to them as well.

Outstanding. And perfect for my Sunday post.

Know what else we don't have?

Callused knees. :)

Hey, just joshing! All in good sport.

..and we get to sleep in on Sundays....and eat meat on Fridays...

Atheists don't have any celibate crossdressers (or men with $10,000 dental jobs and white $2,000 suits) tapping them for money, either.

What they have instead is "scientists" who perpetrate giant, expensive frauds (thereby tapping us for waaaayyyyyy more than any two-bit televangelist) while wearing busines casual and scraggly beards.