THE NEW YORK TIMES, WORLD'S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD, CLOSES ITS DOORS FOREVER

You have a sick and twisted sense of humor, Vanderloon. But only because I know how crushed with disappointment I'm going to be when I find out it ain't true.

Posted by Jewel at May 10, 2011 4:41 PM

"Women and Minorities Hardest Hit"

Posted by Skorpion at May 10, 2011 4:54 PM

Let her RIP.

Posted by RedCarolina at May 10, 2011 5:00 PM

‘tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

Posted by Fat Man at May 10, 2011 7:16 PM

What Jewel said.

Posted by pdwalker at May 10, 2011 8:45 PM

If only. I check the ticker daily, awaiting that glorious day when NYT becomes a penny stock.

Posted by GW at May 10, 2011 9:16 PM

When I think of the insults and injuries these bastards have inflicted on my country, it is hard not to fantasize that they would experience some of the same themselves. I really enjoyed the picture, and I suggest that a zoom-in on the front door showing a huge padlock would be even more satisfying. They demonstrate every day that they wish no better fate for the rest of us.

Posted by sherlock at May 10, 2011 10:05 PM

But...but...what will I line the bird cage with now!!!

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica at May 11, 2011 12:57 AM

I'm pretty sure it's Bush's fault.

Posted by Casca at May 11, 2011 3:21 AM

What, no picture of Palin flying a plane into the building?

Posted by Peccable at May 11, 2011 5:48 AM

What Peccable said! Also, we want sidebars of the conspiracy theories, with Darth Cheney prominently featured. And bacon.

Posted by raincityjazz at May 11, 2011 1:06 PM

Foy-yuh can't burn steel!

Posted by BillT at May 11, 2011 6:01 PM