If you think sending that special someone a photograph of your erect penis is a good idea, think again.

Anything that is not an image of Weiner's chicken legs would be an improvement.

Posted by RedCarolina at June 2, 2011 4:33 PM

Apparently men find it necessary to share "the gift that keeps giving" via email or cell phone. I received a few when I started the dating scene again. What does a woman say when she receives a picture of it? What does she do with the picture after she receives it other than delete it? Is she supposed to say, "Thank you. I will treasure this and remember you forever?"

Posted by Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas at June 2, 2011 5:06 PM

Cilla

"Is she supposed to say, "Thank you. I will treasure this and remember you forever?"

What she probably should say is "What a dick!" (but not quite with the inflection that he would have hoped for).

Posted by Frank P at June 2, 2011 5:37 PM

If one is going to send that photo, why not go to her abode and deliver the real artifact in person. At least then she has the choice of enjoying the object in real time or pissing her panties in complete laughter.

Posted by at June 2, 2011 5:58 PM

I'll be damned if I'll send them a picture of a made bed instead. Moonlit walks and made beds, what's up with that?

Posted by chuck at June 2, 2011 8:08 PM