Well are finally able to justify affirmative action. Imagine how fat Michelle's arms would be without this plate. Genius. Now we can all have Michelle's arms.

Aw, Gerard! WAAAAY to complicated. This is much easier. And it makes far more sense.

How many Americans would Michelle's ample ass feed?

Jewel, I believe the diet you are referring to is the Paleo diet. You are right. It is very easy to follow. If Michelle Obama would follow it, maybe she would look slimmer from the waist down? Or, maybe not.

Don. I could have gone my whole life and several passages in Purgatory without that thought.

Is Obama's rubber chicken fund gouging going to use this plate? Right.... I can just see those 'do as I say folks' eating from that selection.

Adam Smith said: "It is the highest impertinence and presumption, therefore, in kings and ministers, to pretend to watch over the economy of private people"

And it goes double for the subject of food. There is no one, not a single person, in Washington D.C. or in the employment of the Federal, state, or local governments of these United States (or in any other government anywhere or at any time, now or in the future) who has the knowledge, wisdom, and experience to tell me how to live my life, what to eat, what to do, or how to do it.

Michelle Obama is a perfectly normal looking adult woman of her race, sex, age, and maternal status. Yes, she has a fat a$$, but it is well within the normal range. However, the moment she opens her yap about what anybody, other than her minor children, eats, it is perfectly legitimate to make fun of her caboose.

We need to start pushing back against the tidal wave of bu11$#;+ flowing out of Washington. Somebody shows me one of those pie charts and I am going to make him eat it.

I've seen Michelle's plate. All catagories
say "ribs"