After we take over the United States, it is our plan to eventually take over the entire world so that all people everywhere can benefit from our perfected way of life.

Ann may have a career in humor.

Posted by ahem at June 4, 2011 9:18 PM

Maybe this will happen in October; it didn't happen in May.

Posted by Peccable at June 5, 2011 4:45 AM

"But please understand, we will only kill the people who force us to kill them by stubbornly refusing to join with us voluntarily. After reading my letter, I'm sure that you can agree that anyone who wouldn't want to join with us must be a mental defective and thus a danger to society. These people will be discreetly eliminated, and their remains disposed of in an environmentally friendly manner. But I won't be the person actually doing this. I am going to have an office job, because I am not that kind of Neo-Nazi." Sounds like an elite Palin-hater to me. Oh.. wait.. my bad..it's a moderate Muslim. Or your average Democrat.

Posted by RedCarolina at June 5, 2011 3:30 PM

"We are Borg..."

Comes down to the same thing.

Posted by Alan Kellogg at June 5, 2011 5:16 PM