Preparing for the American Political Priesthood

Huh?

Posted by Dennis at June 7, 2011 11:49 AM

How does Bill Clinton fit this format? Otherwise, I like it.

Posted by pbird at June 7, 2011 11:54 AM

I don't think having enough intelligence, self-discipline and maturity to not email pictures of your dick to total strangers is too much to ask of people making decisions that will profoundly affect my future.

Posted by B. Moe at June 7, 2011 12:10 PM

When you casually screw 230 million people for sport, why should you need mere sex any more?

Posted by Umbriel at June 7, 2011 12:45 PM

The only item left to screw is the POOCH. "The Man in Full" (of himself)will attempt that next.

Posted by Peccable at June 7, 2011 12:57 PM

Dear Gerard,

As I read this, "It's All Right Ma" was running around in my head.

Roy

Posted by Roy Lofquist at June 7, 2011 1:58 PM

That's not what this one's about.

Posted by urthshu at June 7, 2011 2:52 PM

Obama asexual? Interesting. The first words that popped into my head, when I saw him speaking at the 2004 Democratic convention, were, "What a poof." He seems more camp than a row of tents to me. I agree that that terrifying beard of his has never gotten any closer to him than a turkey baster filled with special, secret-recipe O-sauce. Twice.

Posted by Voton at June 7, 2011 3:07 PM

I dunno, why didn't he like, you know, fuck his wife? Instead of just screw her.

Posted by chuck at June 7, 2011 3:15 PM

Maybe his wife doesn't have an email address.

Posted by Gagdad Bob at June 7, 2011 3:49 PM

Eunuchs for the kingdom of Satan. Brilliant.

Posted by Rich Fader at June 8, 2011 1:19 PM