Location, Location, Location: "The [Civil] war began in my front yard and ended in my front parlor".

Oh (G)od why!?! WHY!?!

I'm gonn'a have freakin' nightmares tonight…strike that, for the next week I'm gonn'a have freakin' nightmares about this convulsing, transvestite appearing, totally digging her/himself as if Doctor John's singing is giving her/him the most exquisite orgasm anyone has ever experienced.

The horror...the horror.

Eff you Vanderleun, eff you.

Posted by tim at August 26, 2011 11:26 AM

Oh (G)od why!?! WHY!?!

I'm gonn'a have freakin' nightmares tonight…strike that, for the next week I'm gonn'a have freakin' nightmares about this convulsing, transvestite appearing, totally digging her/himself as if Doctor John's singing is giving her/him the most exquisite orgasm anyone has ever experienced.

The horror...the horror.

Eff you Vanderleun, eff you.

Posted by tim at August 26, 2011 11:26 AM

The pleasure is to serve.

Posted by vanderleun at August 26, 2011 11:55 AM

The pleasure is to serve.

Posted by vanderleun at August 26, 2011 11:55 AM

The pleasure is to serve.

Posted by vanderleun at August 26, 2011 11:56 AM

?????

I'm not sure why that bizarre video attachment and even more bizarre comments exchange happened, but I wanted to comment on what seems to be the original intent of thise post: Appomattox.

In the rapid Army of Virginia retreat towards Appomattox, a Confederate veteran observed a teenage soldier running past him. "Why you runnin', boy?" he called out. The boy answered, "AHM RUNNIN' CAUSE AH CAIN'T FLY!"

An account from a Confederate diary.

Posted by Don Rodrigo at August 26, 2011 2:34 PM

?????

I'm not sure why that bizarre video attachment and even more bizarre comments exchange happened, but I wanted to comment on what seems to be the original intent of thise post: Appomattox.

In the rapid Army of Virginia retreat towards Appomattox, a Confederate veteran observed a teenage soldier running past him. "Why you runnin', boy?" he called out. The boy answered, "AHM RUNNIN' CAUSE AH CAIN'T FLY!"

An account from a Confederate diary.

Posted by Don Rodrigo at August 26, 2011 2:35 PM

And now I've double posted.

???????

Posted by Don Rodrigo at August 26, 2011 2:35 PM

She's kind of cute.

Posted by ahem at August 26, 2011 4:40 PM

She looks like my stepmother. Oh God...Mom? MOM!?

Posted by Jewel at August 27, 2011 2:44 AM

Personal Appearance: 7
Presentation : 8
Enthusiasm: 9
Rhythm: 1
Overall: 6

Unfortunately this woman seems to have misinterpreted Julia Louise-Drefuss' dancing on Seinfeld as an instructional video. However, this woman does seem to have the requisite lack of self-awareness to "succeed" on the internet. I will be subscribing to her newsletter.

Posted by Big E at August 29, 2011 10:12 AM