APOCALYPTO! The Porn Must Go On!

Did they stockpile the Gardasil? I mean, with the burning and all.

Posted by Jewel at September 15, 2011 12:57 AM

I'm not sure why they're doing this in LA. I mean, if the big one hits, won't LA be under water? That will flood their air holes (I'm assuming they intend to bring air from the surface).

Waidmann

Posted by Waidmann at September 15, 2011 4:06 AM

They appear to assuming that the power will stay on?..Not a good bet at any time in SoCal
(Why do I have the mental image of the nitwits on the tops of the buildings in 'Independence Day'?)

Posted by ed in texas at September 15, 2011 4:19 AM

When the apocalypse comes down they'll be closer to Hell if the elevators go out.

Posted by bill at September 15, 2011 10:43 AM

Gerald,

Remember how people sometimes say "To some people George Orwell's 1984 is a novel, to others it's a How-To manual"? In this case I think it's appropriate to say "To some people Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove is a comedy, to others it's a blueprint for survivalism".

General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

Posted by mmack at September 15, 2011 12:22 PM

Well, at least we'll still have porn after the SHTF.

Does this mean that's one less thing I have to worry about stockpiling?

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