Damn straight, man. How he does it with dial-up is a miracle.

The Onion must share writers with The Daily Show. I find clouds more humorous and far more edgy than either of these.

Your enthusiasm for the enterprise is, of course, most welcome. I feel it my duty to correct one inaccuracy, though; I no longer warm my bandaged hands like that, as we were forced to eat the candle.

Can I send you some soup, Mr. Cottage?

Good call. The news from Rumsford is much funnier than the Onion.

With the 0bama administration quickly degenerating into a bad joke it becomes more and more difficult to satirize political goings on. But it must be true that Rumford's headlines are better than the Onion's, as I haven't looked at the latter for a long time.

Hear hear!!

It's tough to be hip when the counter-culture is no longer your own.