Words to Live By: "Reality hits you hard, bro."

You know, I wish people were a little bit more expressive in relating these kinds of events. Why hold back? Tell us how it REALLY went down.

Posted by Kerry at September 20, 2011 7:45 PM

That tickled me. Adrenaline is his drug of choice.

Posted by Leslie at September 20, 2011 8:16 PM

More an audition than an eye-witness account? Chevy Chase - watch your back!

Posted by Frank P at September 21, 2011 5:11 AM

Someone should cut a video with his audio and Obama's picture.

"Mr. President how do you explain the first 3 years of your Presidency"

"Reality hits you hard, bro"

Posted by Big E at September 21, 2011 11:24 AM

Check out Neil Boortz's classic Boo Got Shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvLAh8LLl7o

We're in an Idiocracy, and there seems to be some sort of massive prize for the most stupid and feral among us.

Posted by Scott M at September 22, 2011 2:55 AM