Comments: Lies My Newspaper Told Me: Five things Portlanders are wrong about

Five things Portlanders are wrong about

The above statement covers the entire west coast.

Posted by Peccable at March 15, 2012 2:15 PM

Amen to that Peccable!

Posted by Jimmy J. at March 15, 2012 2:32 PM

You missed his disclaimer at the beginning:

"It may seem like I’m picking more on liberal sacred cows than conservative ones. There are three reasons for this:

"First, this story turns on good intentions. There’s not much to say about those who don’t even pretend to have them.

"Second, everyone already knows right-wing numbers don’t add up. What am I gonna do, waste ink proving that, yes, the Holocaust really did happen?

"Finally, even if I did try to make these points, most Republicans wouldn’t understand them unless I wrote really, really, slow."

In other words, *The Consensus* must be affirmed even when its pet myths are being debunked.

Posted by Skorpion at March 15, 2012 3:18 PM

Silly me...I thought number 3 was bikes instead of electric cars (though there are plenty of both in Portland).

Posted by Soviet of Washington at March 15, 2012 6:38 PM

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