Comments: Headline O' the Day
You smug bastards can laugh all you want, but Crotch Crank is some of the best stuff out there. I got that info straight from Tammi Ann Skankfield during our last conjugal visit out at the Women's prison. You can trust Tammi Ann, she was Sick Hog Magazine's Mama Of The Month for February 1983. They turned her down twice before she went to Mexico to get that special boob job because the Nazis at the FDA wouldn't approve Dr. Suarez's "Pneumatic Max" procedure in the US.
Posted by Mumblix Grumph at April 28, 2012 5:44 PM
Gee, Don Surber gave up blogging. I bet he regrets that decision.
Posted by Jewel at April 29, 2012 3:36 AM
So you knew Tammi Ann, huh?
Rumor has it she was Amphetamine Annie from the Canned Heat song.
Bitch did have some bad ass crank. Never told me where she got it, though. Now that I know, well... Eh, it's all cool.
Posted by jwm at April 29, 2012 8:28 PM