Comments: "Suitable for the back, chest, arms, legs and underarms only."
Look in the dictionary under condign punishment.
Posted by Fat Man at September 13, 2012 7:29 PM
This may well be the single most useful review on the whole intertubes.
Posted by Bill Jones at September 14, 2012 10:42 AM
This product does seem to inspire a somewhat florid style of prose:
"Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that."
Posted by Bill Jones at September 14, 2012 10:50 AM
*DO* go read the other reviews!
I laughed so hard my cat thought I'd lost my mind.
Posted by A_Nonny_Mouse at September 17, 2012 5:38 PM