Comments: File under: "No condom thick enough."
It depends...do I get to bring a Louisville Slugger?
Posted by Uncle Jefe at November 28, 2012 12:43 PM
Darn it, Uncle Jefe! I was thinking the same thing, something along the lines of "Going Babe Ruth pointing at the bleachers with her head."
Posted by Mikey NTH at November 28, 2012 1:00 PM
Her business is probably going to pick up now that they banned bestiality in Germany . Any pig still available should be able to name their price.
Posted by bill at November 28, 2012 3:55 PM
Reading just the headline, I had to put on a mental Condom before delving into what i thought would be a very mental disease ridden chance for an hour with Uggh can i say it. A Liberal who kinda looks like a women.
I usually do not drink at this hr. but i need to wash the thought out of my brain.
Posted by Kelvin at November 29, 2012 8:04 AM
The management regrets having contributed to you pain but can only say that we share it.
Posted by vanderleun at November 29, 2012 9:08 AM
Ain't no Bali Hi
Ain't no Cuervo Gold
Ain't no way to get high enough, Gerry
If she tries to call me
I'll dash for my car
I'll light out for Dakar
(I'll scurry, Gerry)
If she calls my name
I'll light out in a hurry
Like a rat I will scurry
Cause Gerry there
Ain't no voltage high enough
Ain't no pile of dough enough
Ain't no dark threat dire enough
To get me to do it to Fluke
Posted by Callmelennie at November 29, 2012 10:06 AM
I think the taxpayer should pay for my hour with her. They should also pay for my follow-up pennicilin shots and visits to a therapist.
Posted by Don Rodrigo at November 29, 2012 10:21 AM
Thanks for not posting a picture of the vile bitch.
Posted by Terry at November 29, 2012 12:11 PM