Comments: Hugh Hefner's Quest for Death on the Downstroke Continues

Joining an exclusive club with Nelson Rockefeller and Attila the Hun.

Posted by Fat Man at December 4, 2012 12:22 PM

Does Heff even know he's getting married? Is he going to wear his Depends over or under the cummerbund?

Posted by Don Rodrigo at December 4, 2012 12:34 PM

What body type do women find most attractive? Athletic? Muscular? Lean? Old and Rich.

Posted by Brett_McS at December 4, 2012 12:35 PM

Actually, the June 2011 wedding was called off when Hefner unexpectedly died in the midst of... well, let's just not go there. He has since been re-animated in a Japanese black bio-lab and the wedding is back on. You heard it here first, folks!

Posted by SteveS at December 4, 2012 1:27 PM

He gets older. They stay the same age.

Posted by Rich Fader at December 4, 2012 1:51 PM


Posted by Fausta at December 4, 2012 4:51 PM

As a young magazine man, Hugh Hefner knew what he liked and still does.

Posted by Rocky at December 4, 2012 7:34 PM

Ok...Pretty much everyone agrees that this contains an "Ick!" factor, and that's just fine. If I say that seeing a couple of gay men kiss in the park has an "Ick!" factor, I'm demonized and run out of town on a rail.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at December 4, 2012 9:15 PM

This old bastard played a part in the downfall of our culture.

Posted by mag at December 5, 2012 8:32 AM

mag: "This old bastard played a part in the downfall of our culture."

Yes, and like LBJ, Carter, Obama and many others, they pay no price for what they have wrought.

Posted by Jimmy J. at December 5, 2012 10:47 AM

@Jimmy J.

Might I add Bill Clinton to the others list.

Posted by Rocky at December 5, 2012 12:14 PM

He definitly got on the wrong side of the Dorian Gray glass while she managed to get on the right side. But, once her mind goes, well.....

Posted by indyjonesouthere at December 5, 2012 1:08 PM

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