Lookit, if you gotta listen to a woman talk any woman, then it might as well sound cute and be entertaining, been there. The down side is they will sometimes go for the gun to end an argument. I've been there too.
I wuz sweatin' like a whore in church
I've been in California for a decade and a half and Gawd does this make me miss Southern women...
Roger B., Go cut me a switch.
Texas has the best BBQ.... bless their hearts!
Memorable Southisms I heard from Southern women when I lived in Fayatteville NC while stationed at Ft Bragg. Once when I asked a woman if Fayetteville deserved its reputation as a dangerous place, she said
"We got some mingus going on around here from time to time"
When taking my 3 day old firstborn home from the hospital, I noted that the baby seat was dangerously inadequate for his tiny frame. So we turned into a department store and I asked the clerk, "Do you have some kind of insert for a child seat, my child's too small" When she asked "How big is your child?" I pointed to him. She then exclaimed
"Great day in the morning! Why, he's just a newborn!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit..."
Texas - Where "Well I'll tell you!" is a complete sentence.