I wuz sweatin' like a whore in church
I've been in California for a decade and a half and Gawd does this make me miss Southern women...
Roger B., Go cut me a switch.
Texas has the best BBQ.... bless their hearts!
Memorable Southisms I heard from Southern women when I lived in Fayatteville NC while stationed at Ft Bragg. Once when I asked a woman if Fayetteville deserved its reputation as a dangerous place, she said
"We got some mingus going on around here from time to time"
When taking my 3 day old firstborn home from the hospital, I noted that the baby seat was dangerously inadequate for his tiny frame. So we turned into a department store and I asked the clerk, "Do you have some kind of insert for a child seat, my child's too small" When she asked "How big is your child?" I pointed to him. She then exclaimed
"Great day in the morning! Why, he's just a newborn!"
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit..."
Texas - Where "Well I'll tell you!" is a complete sentence.