Comments: "I'd like to thank you all for coming."

Part of their new ROTC combat training, I suppose.

Posted by Jewel at January 29, 2013 5:37 AM

Bringing new meaning to the old bayonet practice.
Imagine, a fully auto dildo on campus.

Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at January 29, 2013 6:27 AM

Not to worry. One piece of wedding cake, and it will all be forgotten.

Posted by Fat Man at January 29, 2013 7:29 AM

When you have a mouthful of hot coffee, whatever you do next will be wrong.
Your lead-line above damn near ruined my keyboard.

Posted by Ian Phlegming at January 29, 2013 10:25 AM

The pleasure is to serve.

Posted by vanderleun at January 29, 2013 10:31 AM

As a former instructor, I obviously approve.

Posted by B Lewis at January 29, 2013 10:53 AM

You're saying you taught this subject, Bruce?

Posted by Jewel at January 29, 2013 11:36 AM

How many credit hours for the class? Is it pass/fail or letter graded? Is this considered lab class or is it a phy-ed class? Will it have an effect on Deans list students? Is this taught by a professor or teaching assistant?

Posted by indyjonesouthere at January 29, 2013 12:17 PM

You're saying you taught this subject, Bruce?

Posted by Jewel at January 29, 2013 11:36 AM

We've all spent our lives teaching this subject, darlin.

Posted by Rob De Witt at January 29, 2013 12:24 PM

I'm sure you have the subject well in hand even though it is an acquired taste.

Posted by vanderleun at January 29, 2013 12:50 PM

"Tip your waitress."

Of course, it's never really just the tip.

Posted by Rich Fader at January 29, 2013 1:17 PM

I soon learned that wife-tipping was even more fun than cow-tipping.

Posted by mushroom at January 29, 2013 2:11 PM

I'm sure you have the subject well in hand even though it is an acquired taste.

Posted by vanderleun at January 29, 2013 12:50 PM

Well, the first time was a bit of a problem, but I blieve I've got 'er licked.

Posted by Rob De Witt at January 29, 2013 4:16 PM

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