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There was a young lady named Beth
Who had surgery done on her breasts.
They didn't leave ripples,
but they misplaced her nipples.
Now the right one is higher that the left.
Posted by OneOfThree at February 10, 2013 6:02 AM
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
Posted by Rob De Witt at February 10, 2013 7:26 AM
There was a young woman from Boston, Mass.
Who went into the waves to her knees.*
*It'll rhyme when the tide comes in...
Posted by Julie at February 10, 2013 8:10 AM
The cabin boy was the Captain's joy;
A cunning little nipper.
They filled his ass
With bits of glass,
And circumcised the skipper!
Posted by dhmosquito at February 10, 2013 9:10 AM
A limerick *by definition* is bawdy. If it ain't lewd, it ain't a limerick.
Posted by Hannon at February 10, 2013 11:53 AM
There once was a man named Osama,
Who suffered a serious trauma
When his father said, "Son,
I screw camels for fun,
And you really resemble your mama."
Posted by Dr. Mabuse at February 11, 2013 11:08 AM