Now THAT is a cornball brother (and sister).
If that video doesn't spell the End of Rap, I don't know what will.
What the aytch ee double toothpicks was that??
There it is folks; that's the gamechanger. Look out, forces of secularization and moral relativism!!
In a similar vain (as in vain attempt) here's my attempt to make Lent more appealing and cool to today's Catholic youth. Based on the song L-O-V-E by Nat King Cole
L .. is for the Latin Mass I'll do
E .. is ev'ry time I pass on brew
N .. is nary, nary; not a sip of sherry
T's .. a T-bone steak; that I vow I won't partake, and
Lent, is what the Church prescribes for you
Lent, is all the things you shall eschew
CHEW a bite of brisket
Take away and bring me fish sticks
Lent, a trial for you and me
L .. solemn liturgy that I'll attend
E's .. for Easter, just around the bend
N's .. novena prayerin'; in the sanctuary
T .. is true penance for; all the deeds that I abjur, and
Lent, a trial that's meant to strengthen you
Lent, it last more than a week or two
TUE -sday's your last libation
Now six weeks of abnegation
Lent, a test for you and me