The flipside is this:

"Grumpy old men aren't born, they're made."

okay... just finished with a high maintenance issue a few minutes ago. I feel better now.

One more thing... Get off my lawn!

Thanks a bunch.

And I was having a perfectly shitty day and then I have to think about the ex-wife...arggghhhh....

How many years did it take before you started wondering why you were attracted to her in the first place, one wonders? Just went through the ex-wife thing again, and sure enough....

Gotta be a reason so many men need to be disapproved of, and why it takes 'em so long to just walk away, or do without.

Dunn’o, Rob, but once is enough for some of us.

That would explain why AT&T would hire that brunette to push their cell products.....

Agreed Tim, once here - 31 years so far.
I have no idea why anyone would want to go through this twice.

OMG!, I used to call my ex C nt face under my breath, I thought I was the only one.

They get their feminist enlightenment by osmosis. It's in the movies, in their schools, in the magazines they read and mostly through TV.

Is it any wonder that more and more men, if they marry at all, go to Asia to marry a woman that actually respects her husband, instead of an American princess?

Yet these depraved bitches still aver that it's men that "don't have a clue".

I have no idea why anyone would want to go through this twice.

The triumph of hope over experience, that's why...

It is better to love a woman and be disappointed than to eat your soup alone.
Take it from me, I've done both.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do.
That's why they're bachelors.

Bachelor: man who never made the same mistake once.

Chas, I've never had a problem eating my soup alone. Only one bowl to wash that way.