You have a crush on her, doncha.
Posted by Jewel at June 19, 2013 2:02 PMI'll go you five better: the Prancing Elites! http://jezebel.com/your-day-just-got-600-better-meet-alabamas-all-male-514195182
Posted by Al Johnson at June 19, 2013 5:29 PMAl, that is the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by vanderleun at June 19, 2013 5:42 PMOF COURSE she's doing her silliness in the commons area of a California condo complex.
Someone needs to get the association down on her bony ass.
Posted by leelu at June 19, 2013 5:46 PMI think she needs to start working on orthodonticizing.
Posted by Mumblix Grumph at June 19, 2013 7:10 PMGramma needs to put some pants on.
Posted by pbird at June 20, 2013 6:25 AMKept waiting for the truck to come along and hit her, like at the end of Scary Movie II.
Posted by Morgan K Freeberg at June 20, 2013 7:20 AMH8ters, all of you.
You're all jealous of her free spirit and her uninhibited ways
As an act of contrition, you should all dip in and buy her a track suit that's not quite so...ah...tight. It almost certainly chafes, the poor dear.
Posted by pdwalker at June 20, 2013 7:32 AMAre we forgetting something here? She's using ANKLE WEIGHTS!!! So this whole thing isn't nearly as silly as it initially appears. Indeed, once you factor in the ANKLE WEIGHTS, this routine is so grueling that it has been dropped by the US Navy because it caused an entire Navy SEAL training class to throw in the towel. How she can make it look so relaxing is beyond me
I've tried this routine out, with the requisite ANKLE WEIGHTS, and I must tell you, after just ten seconds my hip flexor muscles and my lower abdominals, especially in the groin area, were ON FIRE! Small wonder her pudenda is so well developed.
Posted by Callmelennie at June 20, 2013 9:35 AMYea, verily, it is the Schwartzenegger of pudendi!
Posted by vanderleun at June 20, 2013 9:38 AM"Small wonder her pudenda is so well developed."
I'm pretty sure "she's" a cleverly tucked guy in a wig.
Posted by Lance de Boyle at June 20, 2013 11:24 AMShe's one of those lost souls who probably got made fun of all her life. This is her one and only grab for the brass ring. As to what she offers here? I'll punt.
Posted by Don Rodrigo at June 20, 2013 12:00 PMWell, she is the one in the headlines while we languish in the comments section.
"better a has-been than a never-wazzer"
Posted by chasmatic at June 20, 2013 12:41 PMTaking that "dance like nobody's watching" crap just a bit too seriously.
Posted by Joan of Argghh at June 20, 2013 3:05 PMOooooo- so John Mayer has written ANOTHER song about some hot celebrity he's banged- this one a Victoria's Secret model, from the sound of it. You realize that Sipp is a Mayer-hater, but I think it's just all the snow in his ears. I can't think of anyone better on the scene today.
Posted by DAve at June 21, 2013 12:25 AMThe American public are clamoring for a Prancercise YouTube starring Gerard & the crazy lady!! Bring it!
Posted by Fausta at June 21, 2013 6:30 AMThe American public are clamoring for a Prancercise YouTube starring Gerard & the crazy lady!! Bring it!
Posted by Fausta at June 21, 2013 6:30 AMThe American public are clamoring for a Prancercise YouTube starring Gerard & the crazy lady!! Bring it!
Posted by Fausta at June 21, 2013 6:30 AMHell, Gerard could be out there on the streets of Seattle Prancercizing even as we speak... No one would notice.. Seattle's streets are a sea of weirdos.. He'd just be one more that we avoid looking in the eye.
I mean, our weirdo ratio isnt up there with San Francisco, but still..
Posted by Jake in Seattle at June 21, 2013 7:00 AMNow those are two horrifying thoughts and images in a row.
Posted by vanderleun at June 21, 2013 9:41 AMPUDENDA DELENDA EST!
Posted by Jewel at June 21, 2013 1:11 PMFace it, the woman has "made it". She's figured out a way to get people to pay he to do what she enjoys doing. That we could all be so fortunate.
Posted by MarkInKansas at June 22, 2013 9:48 AM