This Just In

And here I thought I was the only person left on earth who was underwhelmed by the news!

Posted by Fausta at July 23, 2013 11:38 AM

There is less than a 40% chance the new baby will be named Muhammad.

Posted by Scott M at July 23, 2013 1:03 PM

As a acquaintance said to me this morning, "Chances are by the time the new prince becomes king, we (the people in the room) will all be dead."

Posted by Poitsie at July 23, 2013 1:31 PM

Meanwhile unbeknownst to you, the afterbirth is up for grabs on ebay. Just kidding, idle your mouse.

Posted by notme at July 23, 2013 2:42 PM

Thanks for the satire. Like Michelle's Mirror, Peoples Cube etc, it works. As Mark Levin opened his program and said: " breaking news -The Duchess had a boy, and since I was once a baby,and since everything is about me"........

Posted by Grace at July 23, 2013 3:49 PM

Mohammed Percival Prince of Luton.

Posted by Jewel at July 23, 2013 3:59 PM

Maybe it's just me, but I think James is a splendid name for a future king.

Posted by Jimmy J. at July 23, 2013 8:14 PM

I hear "Trayvon" is a popular baby name right now..

Posted by Jake in Seattle at July 24, 2013 7:01 AM

"Meanwhile unbeknownst to you, the afterbirth is up for grabs on ebay"

Tom Cruise bought it already.

Posted by Christopher Taylor at July 24, 2013 11:37 AM