Tales of Old Racist Bags: It Would Seem Oprah Often Shops While Stupid

I'm sure the fact that she has an Oscar-bait movie that drips "race and social consciousness" coming out soon had nothing to do with it.

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at August 12, 2013 9:54 PM

moist gobbits of rotting fame

Between that and the Oprah pic over on the right-hand side of the page (500 lbs of bear liver in a plastic sack), I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by SteveS at August 12, 2013 10:47 PM

"I don't know why someone as great as her must cannibalize me.."

Shop Girl evens up the score with THAT verb.

Posted by Mike Anderson at August 13, 2013 3:04 AM

F*ck Oprah and her cannibalizing Chicago cronies.

Wait. Is "crony" a racist term now?

Posted by Joan of Argghh! at August 13, 2013 4:01 AM

After coming out for BO in '08 her cache has taken a hit. Women had believed she was for all of them.

This graceless act of hers continues to confirm the opinion that she is not.

Posted by elr at August 13, 2013 4:04 AM

With her money, you could discriminate against me all day long and I would just cant my head back and go ha ha ha.

Posted by .45 GAP at August 13, 2013 5:15 AM

Her mother ripped off a "high-end fashion store" twice.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/waukesha/71664487.html


Sins of the fathers and whatnot, and I know they were estranged for a long time, but another data point for "they think that the rules of our society don't apply to them."

Posted by HeatherRadish at August 13, 2013 5:30 AM

OK. Maybe Oprah is an entitled elitist of the 1%. But she cares about the rest of us, so that means something, amiright?

Personally, I'm looking forward to that movie of hers. I'm out of the country for a couple of weeks, and I hope it will still be in the theaters when I get back.

I mean just look at it: They tell us "She Smokes. She Smooches. She Dances in Bell Bottoms." How can I possibly keep my $10 in my pocket when I have the chance to see The Oprahâ„¢ dance in bell bottoms? Bell Bottoms, people!

Posted by azlibertarian at August 13, 2013 6:41 AM

Oh save me now. That cover will haunt me the rest of my days.

Posted by vanderleun at August 13, 2013 8:07 AM

Oprah: the Rosa Parks of the 1%.

Posted by Greg Hlatky at August 13, 2013 1:01 PM

Her accusations are the product of a victim mentality, something money cannot fix, apparently.
Second, her 'Apology' where she said she was sorry she 'mentioned it' is crapola.
Being 'sorry you mentioned it' is passive aggressive for: "I am hurt by 'whatever' and you obviously cannot comprehend it so never mind."
Just another self important gas bag.
BTW Where did she get that Mastodon Nut Sack to wear on her head?
I want one now.

Posted by Lazlo at August 13, 2013 3:01 PM

"...and steeps her buttocks in the warm and unquestioning media broth that they slurp upon her."

Oh, for Christ's sake, Gerard! I was about to eat!

I guess tea is out, too.

Posted by Lance de Boyle at August 13, 2013 3:51 PM

Old Indiana Saying: "You can put a turd in a silk purse, but it's still a turd."

Posted by Lorne at August 13, 2013 4:09 PM

Wow! Really Oprah with all of her achievements has to find a little nobody in Switzerland to lie on? Further more she doesn't need the Switz to promote her new movie.when white people who have bought colonization, imperialism. Oppression, exploitation , extreme human rights violations all over the planet.
Can realize that they ate truly the racist and ha e a problem excepting that there are highly accomplished African America s , Latinos and Africans that can afford a damn 38,000 bag stop assuming , concluding and profiling the world would be a better place. Accept your racism own it and stop turning the victim into the problem! The store clerk was clearly racist and so are you. Oprah doesn't need you or the store clerk to endorse her. She has billions and is a highly accomplished woman. No one in your entire blood line can compare !

Posted by Melissa Kelly at August 14, 2013 3:25 AM

Wow! Really Oprah with all of her achievements has to find a little nobody in Switzerland to lie on? Further more she doesn't need the Switz to promote her new movie.when white people who have bought colonization, imperialism. Oppression, exploitation , extreme human rights violations all over the planet.
Can realize that they ate truly the racist and ha e a problem excepting that there are highly accomplished African America s , Latinos and Africans that can afford a damn 38,000 bag stop assuming , concluding and profiling the world would be a better place. Accept your racism own it and stop turning the victim into the problem! The store clerk was clearly racist and so are you. Oprah doesn't need you or the store clerk to endorse her. She has billions and is a highly accomplished woman. No one in your entire blood line can compare !

Posted by Melissa Kelly at August 14, 2013 3:27 AM

Say it again, Melissa; perhaps three times is the charm.

Posted by Dave at August 14, 2013 4:41 AM

Melissa, I realize you've got a lot of trolling to do across thousands of sites tonight, but you really have to drool more slowly.

Posted by vanderleun at August 14, 2013 7:23 AM

v - Melissa has been reading too many of your Misteakz Wur Maid headlines.

Posted by BillH at August 14, 2013 7:48 AM

Melissa "the Switz"

Do you hear us laughing at you?

"No one in your entire blood line can compare!"

Now we're laughing even harder.

Posted by pst314 at August 14, 2013 11:17 AM