Something Wonderful: "So you want to be a writer?"

if you're doing it for money

You may be Dostoevski, Shakespeare, Balzac, or Dickens. Lesser lights have lesser motivations.

Posted by chuck at September 29, 2013 6:11 PM

AKA:


"Slowly, slowly, catchee monkey."

Posted by Smokey at September 29, 2013 6:41 PM

Thanks, Gerard.

Posted by AbigailAdams at September 29, 2013 8:12 PM

Yeah.....

There's art, and then there's what Memphis Slim once referred to as "The Rent Situation."

Sometimes it's a case of got to.

Posted by Rob De Witt at September 29, 2013 8:42 PM

Needed that particular batch of clarification this evening. Thanks.

Posted by Andy at September 29, 2013 9:05 PM

What a crock of shit. Nobody worked longer or harder at his craft than Bucky. This is just his kind of joke.

Posted by Casca at September 29, 2013 10:31 PM

As the regulars at Tiny's Heat Wave would say, "That Bukowski's a lucky bastard"

Posted by Will at September 30, 2013 4:30 AM

Bukowski has neatly expressed the "projectile vomiting" philosophy of writing. It's consistent with his "poetry," at least.

Posted by Francis W. Porretto at September 30, 2013 1:12 PM

You cannot vote the Revolution.
You cannot buy the Revolution.
You can only be the Revolution.
If the torch of freedom doesn't burn in your heart, it is nowhere.

Sounds like snooty Francis Poretto (whom no one bothers to read) took his philosophy straight Bukowski's puking pie hole.

Posted by Daphne at September 30, 2013 3:24 PM

Some people do write intuitively. But it's not the only way to write, or the best way. It's just a function of whether your brain works that way or not.

Posted by Suburbanbanshee at September 30, 2013 7:50 PM

I was thinking of the many writers of all genre that had only 1 or 2 great books, scrolls, clay tablets etc. Most needed a good editor.

I was thinking of all the libraries (like Alexandria)and museums (like in modern Cairo) destroyed through the ages. You can create, but someone has to recognize, edit, publish and preserve it.

Posted by Grace at October 1, 2013 3:31 PM

"No man but a blockhead wrote, except for money." --Samuel Johnson.

We'll see who remembers Bukowski over 200 years from now.

Posted by John Ziemba at October 5, 2013 5:40 AM