The Narrator was MOST persuasive: he had a British accent.

Hitchhikers' Guide to The Galaxy.

Earth: Mostly harmless.

(It was an improvement over the earlier entry: Harmless.)

I don't claim originality here - but consider what aliens might think about Westerners at least. A race whose young males (and some females) spend half their waking hours for twenty years or more running combat simulations - for fun.

Very clever.