Comments: "If I have to perform this rap song one more time, I swear I will...."
Alternative headline - “Mr. Johnson cuts off his Mr. Johnson”
Attending doctor walks into Mr. Johnson’s room, begins telling him about his injuries. Mr. Johnson, obviously still irritated at something and everything, screams back at the doctor “I don’t give a fuck!”. Doctor responds, “Actually, Mr. Johnson, you won’t have to worry about that”.
Tip you waitress.
Posted by tim at April 17, 2014 9:00 AM
Here's another one that won't be polluting the gene pool. Darwin was on to something. Keep in mind this idiot had the bright idea and did it all himself. Couldn't ask for a better attitude.
When he gets out of hospital he should get a punch in the face. He'd probably like it.
Posted by chasmatic at April 17, 2014 9:03 AM
What do you call it when a rapper cuts off his own pecker and jumps off of a building?
A good start...
Posted by Uncle Jefe at April 17, 2014 9:37 AM
Maybe it will start a trend.
Posted by Fat Man at April 17, 2014 12:54 PM
He didn't jump.
When he cut that high tension radiator hose the back pressure blew him across the living room and off the balcony.
If you wanna kill yourself from a 2 story building you better dive, into a concrete sidewalk. Otherwise you're just going to become the doctors plaything.
Posted by ghostsniper at April 17, 2014 1:00 PM
The sign of a true loser: can't even top himself.
Posted by chasmatic at April 17, 2014 1:14 PM
I get frustrated myself, things go badly, problems mount, seems like no way out, but never, never, have I considered cutting off my unit to solve the problem. Am I missing something? I guess I'm getting old.
Posted by tripletap at April 17, 2014 2:14 PM
If he really had style, he would have tied the offending joint to the balcony rail, climbed over and after applying full tension, performed the full bris.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at April 17, 2014 4:32 PM
Oy Vermont, what an image. Yeah, that'd be tasty.
If he was half a man he'd selfie himself while he was falling.
ghost: if he did survive he deserves one, no, make that two punches in the face.
Posted by chasmatic at April 17, 2014 4:52 PM