Comments: Rats! Now I have to re-evaluate my pro-life position.
The 16 week-old fetus has just been named US ambassador to Hooters, and is on the shortlist to replace Ronan Farrow at MSNBC.
Posted by Gagdad Bob at April 17, 2014 7:01 PM
I don't think eugenics is gonna help in this case. See what happens when idiots don't get punched in the face?
Posted by chasmatic at April 17, 2014 11:18 PM
Well, there's still time to abort the unviable lump of parasitic tissue, as they say. After all, no one should be punished with a child. Better to let it lie and die in a special "comfort room."
Posted by Christopher Taylor at April 18, 2014 9:26 AM