Consider this hypothetical: let's say Obama shot and killed a guy in the White House steps with a pistol.

I'd like to hear the spinning on that one:

There was no guy;
Even if there was a guy he is unknown;
He won't be found in the morgue because he is unknown and wasn't there and didn't really get shot;
It was just play-acting;
It was real, but a Secret Service man is being questioned;
It wasn't Obama, it was that rodeo clown wearing the mask;
Terrorists made the whole thing up;
The IRS and NSA are investigating all the domestic terrorists, starting with the VA guys;
so much time has passed, what does it matter? No, wait, that's Hillary's line;

Oh, look. A rabbit ...

He was found innocent, but had to give the mule back.

In the room the women come and go,
talking of Michaelangelo...