I demur.
The sidebar photo by Brendon Cremer deserves to be in the main left-hand section, as a perfect example of a well-dressed, hip, overfed federal politico rising from a media cesspool. I do NOT mean to demean any animal; the humans intended have disgraced themselves to excess and abscess -- and should be properly cauterized for their well-being and ours.

Hippopotamus – the hippo is considered the most dangerous animal in Africa. They seem very docile but when provoked, watch out. 3,000 people per year die from hippos.

My uncle, Louie "Letsgo" Lozko raises bantam chickens. To his knowledge none of them have ever killed a person.