No Airstrikes But Obama Considering Special Forces To Iraq

If you were baiting a trap for the ISIS, this would be a brilliant move.

Posted by Jimmy J. at June 20, 2014 3:06 PM

"Oh, Lester...you will LOVE Iraq! There aren't any Christians or Walmarts!

Posted by Mumblix Grumph at June 20, 2014 4:09 PM

Fresh from basic training which included ritual sodomy, night fellatio exercises, crawling, groveling,
strap-on familiarization, gag reflex suppression and excrement-eating
these new forces, called "Rainbow Warriors" by their friends prepare to assume the position *er, strikethrough* take the field.
Special issue KJ Jelly was handed out.
You can hear them singing "Bend Over Bob" and "The Big Rock Candy Mountain".

Posted by chasmatic at June 20, 2014 7:13 PM

They would surrender just so they could be buggered before being beheaded, preferably in a daisy chain.

Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at June 21, 2014 5:54 AM

This is the First Special Farces right?

Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at June 21, 2014 5:56 AM

Watch is chas. Jeff Gordon's pit crew used to be called the "Rainbow Warriors" when DuPont sponsored him and his car looked like a rainbow. Haven't heard anyone call them that lately, maybe for good reason.

Posted by BillH at June 21, 2014 8:21 AM

Yikes. Having Jeff Gordon mad at me is not what I want.
He should change that nickname or start riding side-saddle.

Posted by chasmatic at June 21, 2014 10:22 AM

Defy their edict at you own peril and all that. Yet how can any force be taken seriously whose members don't notice their own flag being flown upside-down? Is there even a right way up? Simultaneously illustrative and hilarious.

Posted by Snickers at June 21, 2014 2:26 PM

Looks like the pole is more significant than the flag.
over, under, sideways down,
inside out and upside down.
Whee.

Posted by chasmatic at June 21, 2014 4:17 PM

Chas, the flag's not upside down.
He's merely holding the pole at the wrong end. Out of habit, likely.

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