I enclosed a check for the total amount due, wrote right on the bill stub with a Sharpie: Cancel service immediately, all equipment has been disconnected and disposed of.

That was 2 years ago to Dish network.
They're still begging us via mail to come back.
It ain't gonna happen.

Life's too short and valuable to play games with retards.

Baryon asymmetry --
Clearly things are not what they seem, nor are they otherwise [from some Buddhist tract]. But they may be an expression of the infinite human stupidity of which Albert Einstein opined.