Comments: Beyond the Ukraine: There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control
Aha. I knew it. there is a race of ammonia-breathing insects from a distant galaxy intent on conquering the Earth, looting the raw materials and subjugating the inhabitants to slavery most severe. These "geckos" as we naively call them are an advanced party of warriors. They might be little but there are an awful lot of them.
The only successful defense against these aliens is a magnetic belt buckle and a garage door remote opener. The combination of magnetic and electro-magnetic waves causes a harmonic dissonance that disrupts the sinusoidal waves holding the creatures together. You will know you've thwarted them when you hear a faint hissing burning sound.
My uncle Louie "Letsgo" Lozko raised bantam chickens. They eat many insects and in so doing defend the Earth from invasion.
Posted by chasmatic at July 25, 2014 9:32 PM
Space Godzilla!
Posted by USS Ben at July 26, 2014 6:02 PM
I, for one, welcome our new lizard overlords. I've never been lied to by a gecko. Well, except maybe that one that does the commercials.
Posted by Svenster at July 27, 2014 5:05 AM
The geckos want their privacy. Can you blame them?
Isn't there a GEICO commercial in here somewhere?
Posted by DonRodrigo at July 28, 2014 7:54 AM