Comments: "If you are going 80 miles per house how long does it take to go 80 miles?"
Awful lot of that going around....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cecliv5BTNo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPEG2xrI4s
ad infinitum
Posted by Rob De Witt at September 2, 2014 12:43 AM
These people vote and decide on the government you will have
Posted by Bwane Wane at September 2, 2014 5:18 AM
That question is the only one on the Affirmative Action Test for admission to Harvard.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at September 2, 2014 7:10 AM
Absolutely no one on earth has the right to be that damm stupid. Even Obammy's boys.
Posted by Kelvin at September 2, 2014 9:27 AM
Good point, De Witt. Two classes of people who ruined the vote, which was already a shaky thing at best.
Posted by james wilson at September 2, 2014 10:27 AM
A coupla good blunts will do that to anybody. Just sayin....
Posted by ghostsniper at September 2, 2014 10:36 AM
So...I like..dont't get it.
Either "common core" or "Math is HARD"?
Pedantic and stuff-
Of course, going in circles wasn't addressed.
But I digress.
Now, to eliminate all that woman's suffrage, and stuff like that.
Posted by CaptDMO at September 2, 2014 4:04 PM
Answer: one house.
Posted by chasmatic at September 3, 2014 4:23 AM
Last night, a lovely young woman came into the bakery and began drooling at the display case. She went and got one of the workers, who asked me if the lovely young woman could purchase the display cake that looked like a hamburger on a plate with tater tots.
I stared at them both for a few seconds, trying to come up with a better answer than just "No."
"You do realize that what you want is a display cake."
"Yeah, it looks so yummy, and I'm really hungry."
"It's a display cake."
"Yes, I know."
"It's been in the display case for a few months, now."
"Huh?"
"It isn't even a real cake, you know. Just some styrofoam covered in frosting? Are you still hungry?"
"Ummm..."
"Still hungry?"
"OMG!"
Posted by Mother Effingby at September 4, 2014 9:45 PM
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque recurret.
You may drive out Nature with a pitchfork, yet she still will hurry back.
Quintus Horatius Flaccus (65 BCE – 8 BCE)
Posted by chasmatic at September 5, 2014 6:26 AM
"If you are going 80 miles per house how long does it take to go 80 miles?"
This a trick question, right?
Posted by chasmatic at September 7, 2014 6:52 PM