Comments: Now that's gonna leave a mark....
I'd recommend a female head placed twixt the cello body and his genitalia to soothe and relax him during practice. During performances, he on his own.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at September 21, 2014 7:36 AM
My uncle's name was Louie Lozko, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko". He raised bantam chickens.
He claimed that the accordion was God's gift to musicians.
Posted by chasmatic at September 21, 2014 7:27 PM
Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box daddy never sleeps at night
Posted by ghostsniper at September 21, 2014 7:45 PM
‘cello scrotum’
THERE'S a cautionary tale for those of you with a "smart" phone on vibrate in your front pockets, set to go off at every email/"news"/chat room notification!
I agree with Chas on accordion, but when can we expect musicians bravely exploring new frontiers in accordion/bagpipe/theremin/ocarina combos?
Posted by CaptDMO at September 22, 2014 7:57 AM
Capt, you're on to something. Here's this band, we'll call 'em "Cello Scrotum" and it consists of accordion/bagpipe/Theremin/ocarina musicians.
Book them in all the trendy artsy-fartsy clubs in Colorado and Wash State where the herb makes toilet flushing sound like twelve bar blues. You heard it first from me here:
http://dpjk.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-accordion.html
Posted by chasmatic at September 23, 2014 1:17 AM
The only smart musician is the pianist; all they have to carry is sheet music.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at September 23, 2014 6:49 AM