Best laugh of the day. Well, this and the quote by Bob Lee of CBS. Good job!
Note: Last I checked, Bill had more viewers than Dan did. He wouldn't want Dan's job.
Reasons why Kerry should NOT be elected as President:
1) This would be part of his White House staff:
Chief of Staff: Mary Mapes
National Security Advisor: Osama Bin Laden
Press Secretary: Michael Moore
Head Speech Writer: Dan Rather
Environmental Protection Agency: Robert Downey Jr.
Office of Management and Budget Director: Kenneth Lay
United States Trade Representative: Cheech Marin
Office of National Drug Control Policy: Tommy Chong
(New) Office of National Ketchup: Teresa Heinz Kerry
(New) Office of Forged Documents: Joe Lockhart
(New) Office of Just Plain Stupidity: Hillary Clinton
2) This would be his cabinet:
Secretary of Agriculture: Manuel Noriega
Secretary of Commerce: Ted (bootleg) Kennedy
Secretary of Defense: Bill Burkett
Secretary of Education: Mary Kay Letourneau
Secretary of Energy: Theodore Kaczynski
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Roger Clinton
Secretary of Homeland Security: Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development: Martha Stewart
Secretary of the Interior: David Berkowitz
Department of Justice: Lyndie England
Secretary of Labor: Heidi Fleiss
Secretary of State: Jacques Chirac
Secretary of Transportation: Ralph Nader
Secretary of Treasury: Arthur Andersen
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Jane Fonda
Keep left - you will have a head on collision - Keep right - you will be fine. A Vote for Bush is a vote for our Country. A vote for Kerry will lead us into anarchy.