Comments: The Columbian Man. Don't Be That Guy.
Boy, this Colombian fella, he sure had a lot of things happen to him. Must be something to do with the coffee. My uncle Letsgo, he lived in the same house ever since he came to this country. Never went very far, excepting when he went "over there" in WWII. Oh, and every summer him and the missus went up to the Wisconsin Dells, a cabin there. One time that vacation ended rather abruptly when they went up one summer and left the care of the bantam chickens to my cousin Jake the Hammer. Seems that one night a fox got into the coop and Jake went after him with a shotgun; he let loose with some buckshot and killed half of uncle Letsgo's chickens. And he missed the fox. We called him Jake the Hammer because back when he was little he got hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. It left a dent in his noggin over his left eye.
Posted by chasmatic at October 19, 2014 10:42 PM
Damn, this Colombian guy, if he be some Kenyan, I say he's Obama's New World Brother.
Posted by Vermont Woodchuck at October 20, 2014 5:24 AM
He's still better than Florida Man.
Posted by Christopher Taylor at October 20, 2014 10:51 AM