Comments: Dialogue

Oh boy, the other gender. Uh, there's only two in my opinion, none of this cross-this and counter-that shades of rainbow.
"Rainbow" I associate with God's covenant with Noah and the Wizard of Oz. No queers in the picture.

My uncle Louie Lozko, we all called him "Letsgo Lozko", he raised bantam chickens. there were only two genders with him: male and female; anything else was dead chicken walking.

He gave me some good advice about how men should deal with women:

There are only two strategies in dealing with women .. neither one works;

Never lay down with a woman has more troubles than you;

Better to love a woman and be disappointed than to eat your borscht alone;

Never trust a whistling woman;

Anyone that picks up a frying pan owns death.

Posted by chasmatic at November 18, 2014 5:26 AM

Well, you see, once the heavy lifting has been done to overcome the usual obstructions to ANY "new" endeavor.......the rent seekers with clean fingernails, tasseled shoes, and no receipts, DEMAND a place at the table, that they may vote themselves "access" to the treasury.

If you build it, they WILL come.

Posted by CaptDMO at November 18, 2014 5:30 AM

The bit about the women and the club reminds me of how many women have told me 'just be yourself' and in the next breath start telling me all the things I need to change :)

Posted by pkerot at November 18, 2014 9:30 AM

Women want roasted ice cubes.

Posted by tscottme at November 18, 2014 1:07 PM

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